We know – “diary” sounds like it has a cute little lock and maybe a kitten on the cover, with pages to be filled with the sensitive writing of a tender soul. Yeah, this diary is nothing like that. This diary offers a wise-cracking collection of write-in-the-book activities immortalizing the triumphs of a smart-aleck youth. For the benefit of unauthorized snoops, it comes with a few fake, fill-in-the-blank, parent-praising journal entries. Other entries include the “What kind of fool am I?” quiz and the “What will you barely grow up to be?” fortune-teller. Throughout the book directed activities share space with open-ended journal prompts. It also includes a handy pen. For ages 8 and up.